
NASA's Magnificent
7
Captain "Flyboy"
Mission Pilot
(of course): Who else are you going to get to fly this group?
- Birthday: August 21
- Shoe Size: 13
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: The Jerk
- Quote: "If it has wings I can crash it!"
Chief Captain Dead "Plan to plan"

Mission Commander: Hey, the whole thing was my idea. I think I should be in charge.
- Birthday: January 14
- Shoe Size: 11 1/2
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: Great Balls of Fire &&
- Quote: "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!"
Special Agent
Bunk "Funky Bunkey" &
Admiral Pysan "Water-Fall"
Computer Guys: They sit in the back and do all the hard programming stuff in between Zelda games so we don't have to bother with all that technical computer gobbly-goo and thing-a-ma-jigs.
Agent Bunk:
- Birthday: April 11
- Shoe Size: 10 1/2
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: Animal House
- Quote: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Admiral Pysan:
- Birthday: October 16
- Shoe Size: 11
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: Yental 2 (okay, it was never made into a movie, but it shoulda been!) Young Franken Stein) Y
- Quote: "Run away! Run away!"
Officer Snoopy "Just Shoot Me!"

Mission Security: He
makes sure no one sneaks on board the shuttle while we're in space.
- Birthday: July 14
- Shoe Size: 10
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: Babes in Quak-land
- Quote: "Slower than monkey's butt in winter!"
Private Stik "Hoosier"

Mission Specialist: Private
Stik's unique physical structure will replace the shuttle's crane arm, serving
as a much longer, cheaper way to grab satellites, women, etc.
- Birthday: December
28
- Shoe Size: 12
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: Austin Powers killme
- Quote: "It's my island!"
President Ben "I'm too sexy for my spacesuit"
Mission Poster Boy:
Now appearing in Playgirl Magazine, voted sexiest man to be put into space.
His role on the mission is simply to draw more attention like we tried with
John Glenn so the space program can get more funding like we did from the release
of movies like "Apollo 13," "Independence Day," "Armageddon," and "October
Sky."
- Birthday: January 8
- Shoe Size: 11 1/2
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: Annie
- Quote: "Dum-dum-didday!!"
Mission Payload
Stik: Our
mission objective is to land on Mars, drop off Stik and return to the earth.
Sorta like when they take the T-Rex back to that island, safely away from people
in Jurassic Park 2. I think we have a good shot at it working.
- Birthday: December 28
- Shoe Size: Who cares? We're dropping him
on Mars
- Favorite Food: Pizza
- Favorite Movie: The Spy Who Shagged Me one to many times!!!
- Quote: "Look at me from the side. Can you see me?"
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